This morning, Im sitting at work. Haven't been here more than about ten minutes. Just catching up on emails from overnight, when a gnat suddenly flies straight into my right eye. By the time reflex kicked in and I closed the eye, it was already at my eyelid.
Gnats are not very sturdy creatures. Catching one in your eye, immediately followed by your finger rubbing the eye while you think "What the fuck was that?", results in exactly what you would expect. Squished gnat. On the eye.
Fortunately, it was in the corner of my eye and only took a few moments to rub it out. But still, what's up with the Kamikaze gnat?