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The Code

The unspoken code is now available in paperback form.

I went to Barnes & Noble today and picked up a copy of "The Bro Code." It's a book of rules to live by for bros. With nuggets of wisdom, such as:

Article 81 - A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.
Article 118 - When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian.
Article 140 - A Bro reserves the right to simply walk away during the first five minutes of a date.

This last is also known as the 'Lemon Law'.

Words to live by, my friends.

*Amendment VIII
A Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.

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