The unspoken code is now available in paperback form.
I went to Barnes & Noble today and picked up a copy of "The Bro Code." It's a book of rules to live by for bros. With nuggets of wisdom, such as:
Article 81 - A Bro leaves the toilet seat up for his Bros.
Article 118 - When a Bro is with his Bros, he is not a vegetarian.
Article 140 - A Bro reserves the right to simply walk away during the first five minutes of a date.
This last is also known as the 'Lemon Law'.
Words to live by, my friends.
*Amendment VIII
A Bro may toss the Bro Code out the window if Scandinavian twins are involved in any capacity.